Today's Joke:
Something to brighten those tax time blues!
A bright, young, fresh-out-of-school auditor just joined the ATO,
excited
to begin tracking down high-powered offenders -
such as the Mum & Dad-type
Tea Tree Farmers, Pine Plantation or Film Investors.
Anxious for his first high-powered audit, he was a bit
dismayed when his
assignment was to audit a Rabbi. Looking over the books
and taxes was
pretty straight forward, and the Rabbi was clearly very frugal,
so he thought
he'd make his day interesting (just as the ATO had trained him to do)
by
having a little fun with the Rabbi.
"Rabbi," he said, "I noticed that you buy a lot of candles."
"Oh," replied the auditor somewhat
disappointed that his unusual question actually had a practical answer.
So he thought (because the ATO had taught him never to accept a truthful
answer) he'd go on, in his obnoxious way...
"Rabbi, what about all these matzo [for the gentiles matzo is
unleavened
bread, flat & dry ] purchases? What do you do with the crumbs from the
matzo?"
"Oh," replied the auditor, thinking hard how to fluster the Rabbi
(because
his ATO training taught him that the more unreasonable he got, the easier
it would be to persecute the tax-payer.)
"Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with all the foreskins from the
circumcisions?"
"The ATO?! " questioned the auditor in disbelief.
"Ahh, yes," replied the Rabbi, " the ATO - ..and about once a year, they
send us a little prick like you." |