Today's Joke:
The perfect story
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman
met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect
wedding. Their life together was,of course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple
were driving their perfect car along a winding road,
when they noticed someone at the side of the road in
distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to
help.
There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys.
Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of
Christmas, the perfect couple loaded
Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they
were driving along delivering the toys.
Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated
and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an
accident.
Only one of them survived the accident. Who was the
survivor?
( Scroll down for the answer.)
The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who
really existed in the first place. Everyone knows
there is no Santa Claus and there is no such
thing as a perfect man.
****Women: Stop reading here, that is the end
of the joke for you.
****Men: Keep scrolling
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa
Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving.
This explains why there was a car accident.
By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading
this, this illustrates another point. Women never
listen. You were told to stop scrolling.
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