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Today's Joke:
On a plane bound for Cairns, the flight attendant approached a
blonde seated in the
first class section and
requested that she move to economy since she did not have a first
class ticket.
The blonde replied "I"m blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Cairns,
and I'm not
moving!"
Not wanting to argue with a passenger, the flight attendant asked
the First Officer
to speak with her. He went to
the woman again asking her to move out of the first class section.
Again the blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to
Cairns, and I'm
not moving!" The First Officer
returned to the cockpit and asked the Captain what they should do
about this.
The Captain replied, "I'm married to a blonde, I know how to handle
this."
The Captain then went to the first class section and whispered in
the blonde's ear.
She then immediately
jumped up and ran to the economy section mumbling, "Why didn't
anyone just say so?"
Surprised, the flight attendant and First Officer asked the Captain
what he had
said to her to get her to move
from her seat. He said, "I told her the first class section wasn't
going to
Cairns."
"I know" said the man, "but
I can't. My wife refuses to sleep alone."
A young Irish lad moved to London and went to Harrods looking for a job. The manager asked "Do you have any sales experience?" The young man answered "To be sure I have now, I was a salesman back home." The manager liked the young Irish Lad so he gave him the job. His first day on the job was challenging and busy, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the manager came down and asked "OK, so how many sales did you make today?" The young Irish Lad said "One." The manager groaned and continued "Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?" "£101,237.64." The young Irish Lad replied. The manager choked and exclaimed "£101,237.64? What the hell did you sell him?" "Well, first I sold him a small fish hook, then a medium fish hook, and then ,I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down at the coast, so I told him he would need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him that twin-engined Power Cat.Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to car sales and I sold him the 4 x 4 Suzuki". The manager, incredulous, said "You mean to tell me....a guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and 4x4?" "No no no......he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his wife and I said.........'Well, since your weekend's ######, you might as well go fishing." |